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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Being the semicoherent and profanity-peppered ramblings of an Oregonian eccentric.</description><title>Sir Rants-a-lot</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @scary-monster)</generator><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>I like to delude myself that someday, full footage of this will...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqrrwOMNJ1qi57yho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I like to delude myself that someday, full footage of this will surface.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7933118620</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7933118620</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 13:22:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>He can’t quite believe you just did that.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lolwxlC4r11qjhpkro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He can’t quite believe you just did that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7896151775</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7896151775</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:08:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bowiepix:

He’s so divine, his soul shines.

I love this photo -...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lop3fsEBF01qmeteao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bowiepix.tumblr.com/post/7891606210" target="_blank"&gt;bowiepix&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;He’s so divine, his soul shines.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I love this photo - there’s a lot that can be read in his expression and posture, and many ways to interpret it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7892914971</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7892914971</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 14:39:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fantasticdeathabyss:

David Bowie - Afraid

I wish I was...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_7891055609" src="http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7891055609/audio_player_iframe/scary-monster/tumblr_lo5yvk0Jqr1qlpgbm?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fscary-monster%2F7891055609%2Ftumblr_lo5yvk0Jqr1qlpgbm" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fantasticdeathabyss.tumblr.com/post/7879525252" target="_blank"&gt;fantasticdeathabyss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;David Bowie - Afraid&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;I wish I was smarter&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;I got so lost on the shore&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;I wish I was taller&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Things really matter to me&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;But I put my faith in tomorrow&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;I believe we’re not alone&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;I believe in Beatles&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;I believe my little soul has grown&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And I’m still&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;So afraid&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Yes, I’m still&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;So afraid&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Yeah, I’m still&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;So afraid&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;On my own&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;On my own&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;What made my life so wonderful?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;What made me feel so bad?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;I used to wake up the ocean&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;I used to walk on clouds&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;If I put faith in medication&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;If I can smile a crooked smile&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;If I can talk on television&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;If I can walk an empty mile&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Then I won’t&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Feel afraid&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;No, I won’t&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Feel afraid&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;I won’t be&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Be afraid&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Anymore&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Anymore&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And then I just won’t be afraid&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Anymore&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;And then I just won’t be afraid&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7891055609</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7891055609</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:46:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I saw a book about Bowie today and thought of you! &lt;3</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;3 Thank you!  You’re too sweet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7890813422</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7890813422</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:39:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hello sir!  Just wanted to say how much I enjoy your blog.  You always post a nice variety of things/topics.   Good luck in all things to you....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thank you!  You’re making me blush…and I’m sorry I’ve been inactive lately.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7890803881</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7890803881</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:38:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Still braindead, here have the Duke being tragic.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_looeqy3rMe1qbdycho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_looeqy3rMe1qbdycho2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still braindead, here have the Duke being tragic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7890784693</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7890784693</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 13:38:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeah so basically I'm kinda burned out so I won't be around much for awhile.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I do love you all though.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7884954657</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7884954657</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 10:14:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hanging out with the Maori…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loonp7KrCh1qjhpkro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loonp7KrCh1qjhpkro2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loonp7KrCh1qjhpkro3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loonp7KrCh1qjhpkro4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loonp7KrCh1qjhpkro5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loonp7KrCh1qjhpkro6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hanging out with the Maori…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7884943092</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7884943092</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 10:13:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>zombie-stardust:

scanned - zombie-stardust

I sense mischief.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo3t35321e1qhciddo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zombie-stardust.tumblr.com/post/7446473660" target="_blank"&gt;zombie-stardust&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;scanned - zombie-stardust&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I sense mischief.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708711890</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708711890</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 22:26:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I Sauntered Vaguely Downwards: tyrotheterrible: livelaughawesome: writing advice: Nuts and Bolts:...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://i-sauntered-vaguely-downwards.tumblr.com/post/7706924738"&gt;I Sauntered Vaguely Downwards: tyrotheterrible: livelaughawesome: writing advice: Nuts and Bolts:...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tyrotheterrible.tumblr.com/post/7702078079" target="_blank"&gt;tyrotheterrible&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://livelaughawesome.tumblr.com/post/7690920702" target="_blank"&gt;livelaughawesome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://writingadvice.tumblr.com/post/7669028982" target="_blank"&gt;writing advice: Nuts and Bolts: “Thought” Verbs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://borednschooled.tumblr.com/post/7690471827" target="_blank"&gt;borednschooled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://writingadvice.tumblr.com/post/7669028982" target="_blank"&gt;writingadvice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;by Chuck Palahniuk&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In six seconds, you’ll hate me.&lt;br/&gt;But in six months, you’ll be a better writer.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From this point forward—at least for the next half year—you…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m trying, Chuck, I’m trying - and I’m getting there, however slowly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Maybe I’ll keep working on &lt;em&gt;Strangers&lt;/em&gt;, because maybe nobody gives a flying fuck but at least it’s making me a better writer.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708640587</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708640587</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 22:24:27 -0400</pubDate><category>writing</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_logfi76H1N1qg6gi7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708399091</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708399091</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 22:17:11 -0400</pubDate><category>accessibility request</category></item><item><title>dapperanddandy:

(via bklyn boihood)

Help bklyn boihood fund...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnztm1VswW1qbiideo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dapperanddandy.tumblr.com/post/7707394169" target="_blank"&gt;dapperanddandy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.bklynboihood.com/calendar-bois/chanell/" target="_blank"&gt;bklyn boihood&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bklynboihood/help-us-fund-our-incredible-2012-bklyn-boihood-cal" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;big&gt;Help bklyn boihood fund their 2012 calendar!&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Last day is Tuesday July 19 at 7:18PM EDT!!! Getting so close to their goal! Thank you to everyone who has contributed!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;signal boooooooost&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sorry for lack of description I am completely wiped&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708365494</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708365494</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 22:16:10 -0400</pubDate><category>bklyn boihood</category><category>funding</category><category>queer</category></item><item><title>And since I'm talking about this, anyhow</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://victor-ia.tumblr.com/post/7707773936" target="_blank"&gt;victor-ia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Can we just accept that there’s no “right” way to be queer and when it comes to media portrayals, we shouldn’t put a blanket ban on, idk, “straight-acting” dudes and lipstick lesbian women or go the other way and ban ““‘stereotypical’”” queer characters or ones that hint at stereotypes or ones that incorporate a bit of a stereotype in their characterisation. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Let actual queer people judge what is and isn’t a bullshit portrayal, okay~&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#8217;s go with this: queer people, like sexual, cis, hetero people &lt;em&gt;are people&lt;/em&gt; and exhibit just as much variety.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708071022</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7708071022</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 22:07:16 -0400</pubDate><category>queer</category><category>fiction</category></item><item><title>simsgonewrong:

Because naturally, watering your garden with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo16e59LAU1qju6n5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://simsgonewrong.tumblr.com/post/7707929883" target="_blank"&gt;simsgonewrong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Because naturally, watering your garden with fruit punch increases the life span of your plants.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hell with the fruit punch, are those trees full of BACON?!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7707979596</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7707979596</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 22:04:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Holy hell tumblr doesn't let me post for a few days and suddenly a lot of people like/reblog my "why trans* guys are bamfs" thing.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hot damn.  Hi there.  Thank you!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7707953673</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7707953673</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 22:03:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>aelitajarethronson:

annnddd this!

Here we see the mating call...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_locoadZMmb1qltmimo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aelitajarethronson.tumblr.com/post/7634895379" target="_blank"&gt;aelitajarethronson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;annnddd this!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Here we see the mating call of the elusive Bowiebird!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7637914012</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7637914012</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 22:28:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ennish:

Why, hello there! Oh, oh, don’t be shy. I won’t hurt...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lns4bwaY9v1qcvx5mo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ennish.tumblr.com/post/7613250877" target="_blank"&gt;ennish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Why, hello there! Oh, oh, don’t be shy. I won’t hurt you. Well, maybe for the giant bear hug that I desperately want to give you, but that’ll only hurt a little. ^_^&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;But he’s so &lt;em&gt;cute&lt;/em&gt; being shy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7624464681</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7624464681</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 16:07:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>372) Sometimes, I feel like a gigantic joke. Not when I'm out in public, suffocating under layers and being called "Sir" or "Guy" or anything else by strangers. Those times, I feel great. When a girl checks me out, even though I'm gay as hell, it makes me day.  The times I feel like shit are when I'm sitting around at home, with the two people I love the most, not wearing a binder and they still call me male. I feel like a joke. I have these huge tits hanging off me, and even though I'm incredibly thankful they do, I can't help but feel like a jackass when they call me the right names. I feel like I should just say fuck it, bind 24/7 and deal with the broken ribs later.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hello my life in a nutshell + why top surgery is a priority.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7623627100</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7623627100</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 15:43:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>the fox says, love her with your wolf heart.: Relief for the Horn of Africa</title><description>&lt;a href="http://but-for-the-grace.tumblr.com/post/7614011713"&gt;the fox says, love her with your wolf heart.: Relief for the Horn of Africa&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://caraobrien.tumblr.com/post/7553116672" target="_blank"&gt;caraobrien&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The drought in Somalia, Ethiopia and Kenya has been called the &lt;a href="http://news.yahoo.com/un-somalia-drought-worst-humanitarian-crisis-145814840.html" target="_blank"&gt;“worst humanitarian disaster”&lt;/a&gt; by the United Nations. An estimated 10 million people are in need of humanitarian aid.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you can spare a few bucks, please donate to the relief effort.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;These are just the…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7621351281</link><guid>http://scary-monster.tumblr.com/post/7621351281</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:39:17 -0400</pubDate><category>Somalia</category><category>Ethiopia</category><category>Kenya</category><category>drought</category><category>relief</category><category>funding</category><category>donations</category><category>signal boost</category></item></channel></rss>
